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King George III and his punkass Parliament passed the Quartering Act of 1765 in, wait for it, 1765 today, legally binding the colonies to provide barracks or other living spaces for British soldiers stationed in the Country Not Yet Known as the United States But Would Be in a Few Years, Just You Wait and See, You Loser Brits.
it further twisted the colonists’ panties, which were already wedgie-ing up a storm due to the motherflipping Stamp Act passed two days earlier. drunk Bostonians heading home from Cheers and Red Sox games would heckle the redcoats chilling out in tents on Boston Common, which led to frequent donnybrooks - the apex of which being the 1770 Boston Massacre, which is important because it is the textbook A+ case for people who want to learn how to properly corner a bunch of unarmed civilians when you have lots of firepower.

King George III and his punkass Parliament passed the Quartering Act of 1765 in, wait for it, 1765 today, legally binding the colonies to provide barracks or other living spaces for British soldiers stationed in the Country Not Yet Known as the United States But Would Be in a Few Years, Just You Wait and See, You Loser Brits.

it further twisted the colonists’ panties, which were already wedgie-ing up a storm due to the motherflipping Stamp Act passed two days earlier. drunk Bostonians heading home from Cheers and Red Sox games would heckle the redcoats chilling out in tents on Boston Common, which led to frequent donnybrooks - the apex of which being the 1770 Boston Massacre, which is important because it is the textbook A+ case for people who want to learn how to properly corner a bunch of unarmed civilians when you have lots of firepower.

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